RIteen
Contributor
You may have heard this one before, but I found this in a newsletter and found it a bloody good laugh....:
He gives you the "wait there" sign and you're still on the boat.
The Coast Guard seems very interested in that bag of "talcum powder"
your buddy loaned to you for your wetsuit.
She "forgets" to close your dry suit zipper.
When you give him the out of air sign, he passes you his snorkel.
When you indicate you are low on air, he writes on his slate "I'll get you
some" and swims off.
In an air sharing situation, you reach for your buddy's octopus and a note
taped to it reads "out of order".
In your photos from the shark diving excursion, your buddy is the one
holding the "tastes like chicken" sign with an arrow pointing at you.
He writes, "I hate you" on his dive slate.
You give him the OK sign and he gives you the finger.
He spits on your mask for you, but you haven't taken it off yet.
-Cape Cod Dive Locker Newsletter 2008
He gives you the "wait there" sign and you're still on the boat.
The Coast Guard seems very interested in that bag of "talcum powder"
your buddy loaned to you for your wetsuit.
She "forgets" to close your dry suit zipper.
When you give him the out of air sign, he passes you his snorkel.
When you indicate you are low on air, he writes on his slate "I'll get you
some" and swims off.
In an air sharing situation, you reach for your buddy's octopus and a note
taped to it reads "out of order".
In your photos from the shark diving excursion, your buddy is the one
holding the "tastes like chicken" sign with an arrow pointing at you.
He writes, "I hate you" on his dive slate.
You give him the OK sign and he gives you the finger.
He spits on your mask for you, but you haven't taken it off yet.
-Cape Cod Dive Locker Newsletter 2008
It is becoming obvious to me now. She told me the last time we went she just can't remember lefty loosey righty tighty.
