Things that I never saw

[mrfixitchapman]

I always wanted to see Captain Kirk being chased across the landscape on a hostile planet. He ducks behind a styrofoam rock and flips his communicator open....."Quick! Scotty!" he says breathlessly in a stage whisper..."Beam me aboard right now!"

Clank. An eight-foot two-by-four lands on the ground in front of him.

DC

 

[eriediver2002]

I always wanted to see Captain Kirk being chased across the landscape on a hostile planet. He ducks behind a styrofoam rock and flips his communicator open....."Quick! Scotty!" he says breathlessly in a stage whisper..."Beam me aboard right now!"

Clank. An eight-foot two-by-four lands on the ground in front of him.

DC

The two-by-four would be ok if he's being chased by that pesky lil roaming gnome

 

[ohmdiver]

I always wanted to see the "General Lee" miss the ramp...

 

[eriediver2002]

or superwomans top (or bottoms) fall off.

 

[m3830431]

a tornado (at least a mile away)