Atomic_Diver
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Things that sound dirty in Diving, but aren't
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Atomic_Diver
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Crotch Strap..
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2degrees
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Spit works as good as the stuff you buy at the store; especially when you are in a hurry and need something right then because the glass is all fogged up.
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Just wiggle your lower jaw from side to side....
and swallow.
Chug
Has almost hit bottom...but has one more....
and swallow.
Chug
Has almost hit bottom...but has one more....
Atomic_Diver
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I Have Gas!..
Crackerjack
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you can use my tickle stick.
2degrees
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How much gas do you have?
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The Anchor
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Time to resurrect this thread.
It's still a little stiff. Mind giving it a tug? - Buddy trying to zip himself into a new dry suit
I'm just going to let it dangle today. - Buddy commenting on his SMB because his new suit didn't have pockets.
Let's shoot our sausages at 40 feet. - Planning SMB deployment skills practice
My usual dive buddy and I have names our drysuits and tanks and that add a whole new level of wrong.
Jen is still wet from Wednesday - Name of a drysuit
Emma is warm - Tank with a hot fill
I'm going down on Jessica - Name of a tank
I'm Going to be able to do an hour on Kate - Tank with over fill
Amber needs to be waxed and lubed - Drysuit needs some TLC
It's still a little stiff. Mind giving it a tug? - Buddy trying to zip himself into a new dry suit
I'm just going to let it dangle today. - Buddy commenting on his SMB because his new suit didn't have pockets.
Let's shoot our sausages at 40 feet. - Planning SMB deployment skills practice
My usual dive buddy and I have names our drysuits and tanks and that add a whole new level of wrong.
Jen is still wet from Wednesday - Name of a drysuit
Emma is warm - Tank with a hot fill
I'm going down on Jessica - Name of a tank
I'm Going to be able to do an hour on Kate - Tank with over fill
Amber needs to be waxed and lubed - Drysuit needs some TLC
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