Things you'd love to say at work....

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Here's one:

Lack of planning on your part will not constitute an emergency on my part
 
When I got up this morning I had one nerve left... now YOU'RE getting on it

I can only serve one person per day...today is taken, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Requests for miracles to be performed must be received five working days in advance and in triplicate. Rush miracles will not be considered

I've lost my mind and have gone to look for it. If I should get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
 
great! I liked them all!

Hehe
 
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