Top Ten Reasons for Leaving you behind

[Scuba Brad]

There was a thread not to long ago asking how real the movie "Open Water" really was. You know it got me thinking. There probably are some really good reasons why some boat captains want to leave divers behind.

Ok so here is your chore..............What are your Top Ten reasons for leaving the annoying diver behind? Yes this is supposed to be funny so don't get that serious on us. You might scar us all.

Happy Diving...........hey where'd the boat go???

 

[havnmonkey]

she won't carry her own gear...

 

[Daxter]

If you dont have more of an imagination then the writer of Open Water.

 

[joetex0777]

newby diver that "knows" more than all of the crew

 

[nadwidny]

Off the top of my head if they use any of the following phrases, it's a good reason to leave them behind:

1. "Well, when I was on Scubaboard..."

2. "Can you sign my logbook?"

3. "My buddy who has a provisional DIR-F, says that the DIR way is..."

4. "Here is my DM card. RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TYE!"

5. "Hi there, I'm a photographer and this is how I would like the dive to go."

6. "Hi there, I'm a photgrapher and here is my signal when I want you to do this, and here is my signal when I want you to do that and here is my signal..."

7. "Hi there, I'm a photographer and would you mind...?"

8. "Hi there, I'm a photographer..."

9. "Pass me my pink (Insert item here)"

10. "Hi, I'm JeffG"

 

[Diver Dennis]

Brian, do you like photographers?

 

[JeffG]

Brian, do you like photographers?

He is a "videographer"...They are more important.

 

[grassyknoll]

A conversation using any of the following would likely do it:
"Seasick huh? Glad I never get seasick...."
"Oops, my bad, was that expensive?"
"Sorry everyone, I think I just broke the head."
"You dive with one of those? Really? That (insert equipment), I thought only tech/newbie/rec/DIR guys used those." (also "Yeah, I USED to dive one of those..."
"Duuuuuude, you partake?"

 

[nadwidny]

He is a "videographer"...They are more important.

And much better looking.

 

[TxHockeyGuy]

Because the local law firm decided to go diving for the day.