Ways to freak out a new dive buddy onboard

[jstuart1]

You guys are to funny! ROFLMAO

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

(I honestly ordered a 7" piece of rubber poo yesterday, after posting this) LMAO

 

[MichaelBaranows]

bring all your dive gear in grocey bags. Has have a set of kids mask and snorkel you got at Wal-mart and brag about your new gear and the great price you paid.

 

[*Floater*]

'Hey, you mind if I dive naked? I like the feel of letting things hang loose.' (probably works best coming from a man to a woman)

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

LOL! That's the bumper sticker on my Jeep: A dive flag with the words, "Dive Naked!"

 

[TheRedHead]

If you have wetnotes or a slate, you can write notes underwater. I actually did this one: The cranky DM had just blown the bag for a drifting stop. I wrote "YOU HAVE A REMORA ON YOUR BUTT" and handed it to him. He dropped the reel and started feeling his butt. He actually tired to look between his legs!! We almost choked to death laughing.

I know, naughty, but he was such as martinet.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Whip out an old 35mm camera underwater, act like you're trying to take pictures with it, then open the housing and inspect it. Complain later, back on the boat that you were out of film.

 

[jland800]

Take the key out of the boats ignition and throw an old key overboard while on a dive site miles from shore. Turn to the new guy and say "you'd really better find that!"

-or-

Tell him you turned the radio off because that darn sound it makes when the marine warnings are issued was annoying you.

 

[jland800]

of course the best way to mess with a new dive buddy is to tell him the story about what happened to your last dive buddy.

 

[pennypue]

Pull on your dive hood with a lovely rhinestone encrusted tiara stitched to it.
Insist they address you as "Princess" and dive in a prone position.



(Blahahahahahahaha, Hi WB :10: )