What Women Want... Dork Diver Style!

[trucker girl]

Oh- I almost forgot! I painted my fingers with the same nail polish- plus base coat top coat. It's supposed to be chip-free, right? yeah, uh-huh.

So- I had to put on my 7 mil last night and put the new hooded vest I got on over it. Yes, over. My head is too big for the size medium hood and I need the large. The smallest vest with a large hood is too big to go under my wetsuit. So it goes over.

Anyway- while pulling (and tugging, and bending, and twisting...) on my 7 mil, I totally took off about half the nail polish (on my fingers- toes still look good). Now THAT'S attractive!

 

[Ber Rabbit]

Thanks, Cheddar! I'm tellin' ya, you hang with me, you're just bound to look cool (in comparison!).

I think I may have been the poster child for Dork Diving before there was a name for it. Well. Maybe Ber Rabbit was the poster child. But I was IN the poster- in the background, at least!

I'm thinking you were standing right beside me
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[CheddarChick]

TG says: "So- I had to put on my 7 mil last night and put the new hooded vest I got on over it. Yes, over. My head is too big for the size medium hood and I need the large. The smallest vest with a large hood is too big to go under my wetsuit. So it goes over."

Visions dance in my head of my own hood donning experience

 

[trucker girl]

Wetsuits should be outlawed.

Yesterday I couldn't figure out how to get the hooded vest off for myself so I had to humble myself and ask the Dive Guy to pull it off for me. He got great joy out of tormenting me once it was half way off- you know, with my arms up over my head and my head still in the hood. I had to whap him with the torso of the wetsuit by flailing my arms backwards over my head.

How's that for a mental picture.

And, yes, Ber, I think I was next to you

 

[naturewalker36]

Wetsuits should be outlawed.

Yesterday I couldn't figure out how to get the hooded vest off for myself so I had to humble myself and ask the Dive Guy to pull it off for me. He got great joy out of tormenting me once it was half way off- you know, with my arms up over my head and my head still in the hood. I had to whap him with the torso of the wetsuit by flailing my arms backwards over my head.

How's that for a mental picture.

And, yes, Ber, I think I was next to you

DIVE NEKKID !!!!

 

[justleesa]

Wetsuits should be outlawed.

Yesterday I couldn't figure out how to get the hooded vest off for myself so I had to humble myself and ask the Dive Guy to pull it off for me. He got great joy out of tormenting me once it was half way off- you know, with my arms up over my head and my head still in the hood. I had to whap him with the torso of the wetsuit by flailing my arms backwards over my head.

How's that for a mental picture.

gasp

 

[CheddarChick]

almost as funny as the plastic bag in the sleeves trick
Man am I glad I bought a diveskin.....

 

[trucker girl]

gasp

True story, too. No embellishment...

Cheddar- I did the plastic bag thingy on my feet and hands. They didn't get stuck or anything, but it was my final pre-dive skin attempt to "slip right in" to that bad boy. Didn' work so well. And, no, I don't have pics!

 

[trucker girl]

Ummm... the guys thread is totally out dorking us. We've got to get it together, ladies...

 

[ScubaJackie]

Can I be a dork too?