YOU'RE ATTENDING THE WRONG LAW SCHOOL IF...
* Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and apron.
* Morley Safer and his camera crew are on campus more
often than you are.
* If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers
personally signs your diploma.
* Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for
not turning in homework.
* Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!"
* Two words: Dean Wapner
* Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance
around a dog track.
* In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.
* Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship."
* Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and apron.
* Morley Safer and his camera crew are on campus more
often than you are.
* If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers
personally signs your diploma.
* Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for
not turning in homework.
* Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!"
* Two words: Dean Wapner
* Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance
around a dog track.
* In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.
* Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship."
