3 rules of diving...

[MSilvia]

I'd have expected Spectre to post:

1. If lobsters don't scare you, they aren't big enough to be legal.
2. Don't make me get up before 10am.
3. Don't let The Man catch you "teaching unauthorized classes."
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[mddolson]

1) If it's not diving, it not happening.
2) There old divers and bold divers, but no old bold divers
3) All men are cremated equal.

:blfish:

Mike D

 

[mddolson]

I was told these 30 years ago, and they still apply today.

1) Never hold your breath

2) Never dive with a cold

3) Never dive alone


Mike D

:blfish:

 

[Wendy]

jepuskar once bubbled...
Who cares if there is anymore to it!

Let make up our own!

Ajax was going to post something about how awesome Uncle Pug and Spectre are and that their should be a new area called Men only to counter the women only area. And then us guys can talk about real manly issues like figuring out the fricking straps on certain BC's and gas at 60 feet down. Stuff like that!

Can I be in the for men section even though I'm a girl? Sometimes I feel like I'm the only girl in a lot of the discussions. You could give me an honorary "just one of the guys" title.

 

[Spectre]

MSilvia once bubbled...
I'd have expected Spectre to post:

1. If lobsters don't scare you, they aren't big enough to be legal.
2. Don't make me get up before 10am.
3. Don't let The Man catch you "teaching unauthorized classes."
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   Excellent!!!
   
   Although I believe the official rule is:
   "If ya ain't scared... it ain't legal"
   
   Although last night I saw the extreme... "If you get scared of the mutant dog with claws, it ain't legal" [that would of course refer to the 5" upper limit].
   
   Now that the thread has a topic, I think I'll change the title....

 

[Spectre]

Wendy once bubbled...


Can I be in the for men section even though I'm a girl?

Can you handle a discussion on the best side to hang on when wearing a crotch strap?

 

[MSilvia]

I know, but I figured I better let 'em know you meant lobsters. Maybe I should have left 'em guessing...

Spectre once bubbled...

I believe the official rule is:
"If ya ain't scared... it ain't legal"

 

[jepuskar]

....ohh nevermind...I had a great contribution to this one, but i lost it.

 

[devilfish]

Not new but here it goes.
Two ways of not ever getting bend.
1. Don't go diving.
2. Don't come up.

It's a bummer when you run out of air....... skydiving.

 

[Kaffphine]

1- If it ain't a wreck it isn't worth the tank
2- Anyone can go deep the trick is coming up
3- Never go anywhere you aren't absolutely sure you can get your own ass back on the boat