SueMermaid
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It's just anudder group of people ruminating over the magnificent cow, (who, in fact, doth have four stomachs), foster mother of the human race. I thought I had herd them all.
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You seem quite cowlused by it.SueMermaid:It's just anudder group of people ruminating over the magnificent cow, (who, in fact, doth have four stomachs), foster mother of the human race. I thought I had herd them all.
They're gonna party 'til the cows come home.CBulla:Anyway, tonight is the annual X-mas dance for the local herds. They've requested Discow music, specifically requesting a song called Round-up! There is even a bubbull machine set up in the barn to add to the excitement.
crpntr133:I don't think I can stomach Dandy Don's hat any more.
Careful there, Colin. You can hurt yourself that way. Too many horrific puns will put a grown man in the hospital.CBulla:Hey Don - this is all in part to the heffer holiday, Bramah-Don. Its where they stand around and chew the cud while waiting for cow pies to be made. We had a group of them on a small hill here.. I figure they were all lean beef. There were also some quad amputee's - they were all slated for to be hamburger later on, a.k.a. ground beef herd. Its the pasture for the disabulled.
Leather or not, its all good on the grill! Just be careful, if one starts giving you the ribeye it'll be the end if ya, no matter how hard you tripe to hide your vealings.
I did notice that some of the cows have started working for Cambulls soup. Its got a bovine entity on the labull.
Incidentally, what do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk. :lol: Yeah.. spoil the milk, spare the prod right?
Anyway, tonight is the annual X-mas dance for the local herds. They've requested Discow music, specifically requesting a song called Round-up! There is even a bubbull machine set up in the barn to add to the excitement.