While I understand that is intended to mostly be humor, if your shop was closed during what I would consider "normal" business hours and had that sign anywhere near the door, I wouldn't be back to your shop ever again. Even though I am generally a "mellow" guy in situations like this, one of my biggest pet peeves is unreliability and if I can't have some vague idea of when you will ACTUALLY be in the shop, I won't bother giving you my money. I'd rather deal with online retailers than brick and mortar shops that I can't rely on to be available when I need/want them.Sign on my store door (might be copyrighted by someone else)
Office Hours:
Open most days about 9 or 10
Occasionally as early as 7,
But some days as late as 12 or 1
We close at 5:30 or 6
Occasionally about 4 or 5,
But sometimes as early as 11 or 12
Some days and afternoons we aren't here at all,
But lately I've been here just about all the time
Except when I'm someplace else,
But I should be here then, too.