Attn: Captains for the Oriskany

[philmottrek99and02]

Being on top always gives you a different perspective!

Is that a chapter title in your next book?

 

[seadoggirl]

Is that a chapter title in your next book?

No but it sounds like a good one!

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After that - "Pop's Pier" - (chick lit) Summer 09ish
After that - "The Hoax" - (diving, running from cops) Summer 10ish
After that - "Diamonds for Lindsey" - (diving) whenever
After that - "Gracie the Octopus" (childrens book) someday

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I kill me

 

[evensplit]

If you ask me, then this "preaching" above sounds like a lawyer saying "we don't do dirty work we just cash the checks and go home".
Sorry to say it guys, but, when somebody cleans YOUR buoy the ONLY thing you should say is "SORRY, THANKS A LOT, THE BEAR IS ALREADY CHILLING", that's if you don't have the common sense to offer a free ride to the site or at least a discount for the next ride.....
It is YOU who benefits the most from those buoys and it should be YOU who takes care of them as well; just my unimportant 2 PSI.

Back to fun: What's the fee for having a ball on that site?????????

There's no fee for having balls on the site. There is a fine however for chilling bears on site.

 

[seadoggirl]

What bear? I've seen an octopus or two but no bears?

 

[Missdirected]

What bear? I've seen an octopus or two but no bears?

Some new cult thing, I guess :ne_nau: Chill your bear while diving, hmmmm. I think I'll take a panda.

 

[denisegg]

You ladies just don't want to let these balls go do you?

 

[wjefferis]

You might want to take extra care during these cold months to ensure that the balls don’t shrivel and loose buoyancy due to the cold. All this hard work to keep them clean would be lost if you still couldn’t find them. You might have to remain extra vigilant and perhaps find a way of keeping them warm all winter long.

 

[evensplit]

...You might have to remain extra vigilant and perhaps find a way of keeping them warm all winter long.

Maybe this is where the Bears fit into the picture?

 

[Missdirected]

Maybe this is where the Bears fit into the picture?

You ladies just don't want to let these balls go do you?

We'll hold on to them as long as need be.

 

[denisegg]

We'll hold on to them as long as need be.

I'm sure all the Captains will be very pleased.