Craigslist: "I NEED A SCUBA DIVER (NORTH JERSEY)"

[dhuskins]

It's not as impressive as a gun or such.

It's probably something as simple as a set of keys. What he doesn't realize is keys are not made of iron and will not rust.

Personally, I think we should all "try" to find it. Then with $100 each, we can all go out to dinner and celebrate.

 

[Cave Diver]

Personally, I think we should all "try" to find it. Then with $100 each, we can all go out to dinner and celebrate.

 

[ScubaSteve]

Well I guess if it's going to rust, it's not his wife....

NOPE....if it was his wife he would be offering $100 for a successful attempt and $200 for a failed attempt

 

[OldNSalty]

Really. ALL the crazy killers who aren't locked up already share our streets, parks and other public spaces.

Murder is almost certainly not going to happen to (the collective) you. And if it does, you will most likely know your killer. A Craigslist stranger is much less likely to murder you than family or friends.

Talk about your rough social circles…

 

[ScubaSteve]

......much less likely to murder you than family or friends.

So who should I be watching? Who have you been talking to?

 

[holeup]

Hmm. I might do it just to see what the hell it is

 

[fairybasslet]

Really. ALL the crazy killers who aren't locked up already share our streets, parks and other public spaces.

Murder is almost certainly not going to happen to (the collective) you. And if it does, you will most likely know your killer. A Craigslist stranger is much less likely to murder you than family or friends.

I was joking, but there was a recent case of a murderer finding his victim on Craigslist.

 

[Scott L]

Hmm. I might do it just to see what the hell it is

Good man! I am not set-up on Craigs list...

 

[Cave Diver]

Just saw this. Would love to know just what it was that went overboard.

Any takers?
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I NEED A SCUBA DIVER (NORTH JERSEY)
I NEED A SCUBA DIVER

I lost something near the Hackensack River. I think it's about 30 feet of water. It is very important to me. I will pay a scuba diver $100 for an unsuccessful attempt and $200 for a successful retrieval. If you are or know someone who is, please contact me right away. Time is important. I must retrieve this before it rusts.
Please call John at 908-447-8652 right away.

I HAVE MY OWN BOAT! ALL YOU NEED IS THE GEAR

I KNOW THE VERY SPOT WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!!

HURRY!

Good man! I am not set-up on Craigs list...

No need to be. His number is in the OP.

 

[holeup]

Lets contact Stephen King. this thread has screen potential
" The Object"