Divers Song Parodies

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I can feel the magic waiting under there,
Scuba diving calls me 'neath the waves
I watch the sunlight dance across deep blue
And I've never been this swept away.
All my thoughts just seem to settle on the sea
when I'm cradled in its arms.

Chorus:
Cause all I do is breathe
while underneath the sea
And suddenly I'm floating free,
there's nothing left to say
Baby, all I need is just to breathe.
Caught up in the thrill
slow and steady chills
Baby, isn't that the way scuba makes you feel?
I just need to breathe.

In a way I know the seas are calling me
to come back again and soon
Close to nature is what I feel
And I know, and you know
There are no words for this feeling.

CHORUS

I can feel the magic waiting under there
scuba diving calls to me that way ....

(darn, its been WAY too long since I hit the water, but by sciatica is only now about healed ...)

Margaret

 
Youse guys... you justa bringa tears to my eyes!

To the tune of "That's Amore"

When the eel bites your hand...
and you feel they should be banned...
Thats a MORAY!!!

When a fish bites your leg...
and leaves you just a peg...
Thats a Shark, hey!

There's no need to feel alone in the water...
Just put your hand somewhere you know you shouldn't otta...

When your hand it starts to sting...
and your ears they start to ring...
Thats a Jelly fish

Please keep your hands where they belong...
and you'll be safe to sing this song...
That's justa my wish!!!!!
 
Until there is a Northern Chapter of the Texas Swamp Diving Team, I can only dream of my chance to partake. I hope that I captured a small bit of the magic.....

The Green Swamp of Texas
(Sort of along the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas"

There's a green swamp down in Texas, I'm going there to dive.
And if I do it rightly, I'll come back out alive.
The water's green like frog skin, It's where the cattle fart.
And if I find my buddy, we never more shall part.

It's viz is nearly zero, that Texas swamp of mine.
The smell is something awfull, It smells like turpentine.
You can keep those reefs of coral, and keep the rolling sea,
But the green swamp down in Texas, is the only dive for me.

Oh, I'm going back tomorrow, I'll drive there in my truck.
C'mon down and join me, just swiming in the muck.
I'll surface at the max time, and be happy at my task.
Cause this time under water, saw hand in front of mask.

It's viz is nearly zero, that Texas swamp of mine.
The smell is something awfull, It smells like turpentine.
You can keep those reefs of coral, and keep the rolling sea,
But the green swamp down in Texas, is the only dive for me.


('way too much "Lone Star")

Regards my friends....
 
{Throws glass into fireplace}

Make that THREE people, eh?!

~SubMariner~
 
How did I miss the start of this thread????

...... ;-0 with laughter....

ROTFLMA OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done Pete (of course :p), TM (as usual:wink:) and now OD... a previously unknown talent has emerged.

Hey Pete - what happened to "Everybody must get narced"?
 
Ouch! Stop it!!! My sides are hurting!!!

LMAO!!! (wipes off splatter from monitor)

That one get's a prize. As soon as we get the logo finished and printed on something, I'll send it to you.

(and yes, Pete, you've already earned yours.)
 
(My apologies to Mr Dylan, and everbody anywhere who loved this song...)

Everybodys got to get narced!!!

They narc you when you dive too deep!
They narc you so bad, you want to sleep!
They narc you and you don’t want any help…
They narc you and you try to smoke the kelp!

Oh I wouldn’t go and kiss that shark…
But EVERYBODYS got to get narced!

They narc you when you’re dive beyond your tables…
They narc you when you are feeling able…
You may not think they’re narcin you!
But everyone can see that you’re narced too!

Oh I wouldn’t want to keep you in the dark…
‘cause EVERYBODY”S got to get narced!

They narc you when are divin’ air…
They narc you so that you don’t even care!
They narc you when you’re breathin NitrOx too…
They keep on narcin you until you turn blue!

Oh you shouldn’t do it on a lark…
But EVERYBODY”S got to get Narced!!!

You’re narced while you’re talking to a grouper.
You’ve narced yourself into a stupor!
No, that octopus don’t want your air…
You’re giving everybody quite a scare!

You can’t do this at a Disney Park…
EVERBOY needs to get narced!!!
 
Very well done!!!!

Pete, surface intervals with you must go pretty fast. All we gotta do is hand you a Mr. Microphone and let you do standup as we laugh off the N2!

 
I just remembered that this thread is like the "Song Styles" game on "Who's Line is it Anyway".

Next Challenge:

Something to "Pinball Wizard" from The Who, and I'll leave the choice of title up to you.
 
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