Dork Divers Manifesto

[divermatt]

Can Dork Divers wear a snorkel??

Do you have to do a 20 yard one breath underwater no push off swim to join the club?

You can wear a snorkel, as long as you have a 2nd snorkel for redundancy, and both are clean for nitrox. Just be sure you know how to shut down one snorkel and switch to the other.

 

[Divin' Dave]

I'm partial to D-DOA but we need those Dork Divers shirts asap. Teamcasa Dave, whip those puppies out and tell us where and how much to send. I need mine asap because all my DIR friends say I'm going to die soon and since we're doing some diving together you need yours as well.

 

[shellim123]

You can only wear a snorkel if it is full of BEER!!!!! Otherwise you will surely die!

 

[divermatt]

You guys bother me. I'm deeply offended that you don't consider diving an extreme sport that requires exact equipment conformity. THIS IS NOT FUN PEOPLE! I swear to GOD you all better update your will right now. If there are no rules, how can you know when you're having FUN?

 

[diverdan214]

Can we have console computers?

 

[drbill]

Hmmm... Dave, how do Dork Divers feel about the various certification agencies? Not sure I can join this group since I care about SAC rates... especially of anyone who wants to dive with me! Oh, and I also enjoy flaming certain idiotic posts here. Of course the flames are usually well-deserved!! I even flame myself on occasion.

 

[plot]

Where can I get the plastic liscense plate frame?

 

[Desert_Diver]

Do we have to do anything to be certified as Dork Divers? What about Advanced Dork Divers?

Count me in. I not only want the t shirt, I want the c-card(s) as well.

Art

 

[diverdan214]

I think the tshirt should incorporate a snorkle and plaid split fins

 

[MaconBubbles]

<<< Note the snorkle. I also tried on my first wetsuit with the zipper in front and everyone looking at me like I was a raving idiot. And last but not least, this is my surface interval attire (taken by dive buddy DaleHall):

http://www.wolfpack764.com/vortex0720.html

Count me in.