Famous Last Words of SCUBA Divers.....
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Buoyant1
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My computer didn't beep!
as DM and instructor asks right after a dive DM/Instructor : "did you see ... (one or combination of the following sea creatures) turtle, shark, dog head tuna , large cuttle fish ....."
OW diver1 : Nope didn't see anything
OW diver2: they (DM/Instructor) always do that, i think they have an agreement that on every dive one of them has to point to something ..... and then only they saw it...
OW diver1 : Nope didn't see anything
OW diver2: they (DM/Instructor) always do that, i think they have an agreement that on every dive one of them has to point to something ..... and then only they saw it...
Look! If I bang my computer against the reef it resets and gives me more bottom time!
---Bob
---Bob
heres one,
a diver rubs his hands over his arms while looking at me after i ask how he is.
I take it to be a sign that he was cold (as we went diving with just T-shirst and shorts instead of wetsuits. and i found the water a bit cold as well.
I bring the group up. then the guy says , "why did we go up too soon"
i said, i asked you how you were and you made the shiver sign."
he says," no i did not, i was scratching my arms "
there goes the dive .....
a diver rubs his hands over his arms while looking at me after i ask how he is.
I take it to be a sign that he was cold (as we went diving with just T-shirst and shorts instead of wetsuits. and i found the water a bit cold as well.
I bring the group up. then the guy says , "why did we go up too soon"
i said, i asked you how you were and you made the shiver sign."
he says," no i did not, i was scratching my arms "
there goes the dive .....
ShakaZulu
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ScubaBOBuba:
Nice, I like that............
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1. Last one to the surface is a rotten egg.
2. Let's see if we can surface fast enough to clear the water.
3. Who wants to play torpedo and try and ram a hole in the boat.
2. Let's see if we can surface fast enough to clear the water.
3. Who wants to play torpedo and try and ram a hole in the boat.
DavidPT40
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My dive buddy keeps saying "Dont worry Dave, if you run out of air at 100 feet you can just swim to the surface".
"Of course I am a good diver, look at all these certification cards I have!"
"Hey, look at that shark, it sure looks neat with its back arched and its fins pointed downward!"
I've found that you can tell an experienced diver by how slow they swim. The slower they travel underwater, the more experienced they are.
"Of course I am a good diver, look at all these certification cards I have!"
"Hey, look at that shark, it sure looks neat with its back arched and its fins pointed downward!"
I've found that you can tell an experienced diver by how slow they swim. The slower they travel underwater, the more experienced they are.
I'm an instructor, I dont need to do a buddy check!
(that was me... found out shortly after that I'd turned my air off when setting up.. ran out of air on the descent!).
(that was me... found out shortly after that I'd turned my air off when setting up.. ran out of air on the descent!).
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