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From my OW instructor: "The beach would be a great place, if it weren't for all this sand . . ."
tingtong
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I wanna go deep... there's really nothing to see above 18 meters
zen_man
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"Congratulations! You've just learned enough about diving to kill yourself!"
KOMPRESSOR
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Maybe not a funny one, but my favourite anyways:
"It doesn't take much practice and no challenges, not so much skills or careful preparations, to go down to this new world and enjoy.
If one dives and returns to the surface inarticulate with amazement and with a deep realization of the marvel of what he has seen and where he has been, then he deserves to go again and again.
If he is unmoved or disappointed, then there remains for him on earth only a longer or shorter period of waiting for death; there can be little worth while left in life for him."
William Beebe, 'Half Mile Down', 1938
If one dives and returns to the surface inarticulate with amazement and with a deep realization of the marvel of what he has seen and where he has been, then he deserves to go again and again.
If he is unmoved or disappointed, then there remains for him on earth only a longer or shorter period of waiting for death; there can be little worth while left in life for him."
William Beebe, 'Half Mile Down', 1938
ohmdiver
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My faxorite
When my son ask for something inapproprate
You know the 1st rule in Scuba?
no.
Don't hold your breathe.
When my son ask for something inapproprate
You know the 1st rule in Scuba?
no.
Don't hold your breathe.
Fish_Whisperer
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Shut up and dive!
One of my own, from my first OW dive:
"I didn't come here to whine. I came here to dive!"
One of my own, from my first OW dive:
"I didn't come here to whine. I came here to dive!"
sandshaker
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The Deeper you go the better it feels!!!! 
"You need two things to be a good diver. First is the ability to think and the second is the ability to clear your ears. And you can always use an ice-pick on your ears."
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