Favorite Scuba Phrases

[dumpsterDiver]

They may not be good divers, but they sure are fun to watch!

 

[Bratface]

From my dear friend at my LDS: First rule of scuba, never do anything stupid.

 

[da-gd]

I can proviide you some new dive gear 2 out of the following 3 ways:

good
fast
cheap

 

[DivingPrincessE]

^ ^ ^

I think DA-GD's signature (above) is the best scuba quote.

 

[mike_s]

Said by some *******-ing moron on the dock at our local quarry:

"Hey, your mask is on your forhead! Are you in trouble?"​

 

[DivingPrincessE]

These SBers have such great signature lines, I saw another good one today. "DUI suits are like DUI arrests -- expensive"

 

[ONESPEED]

Said by some *******-ing moron on the dock at our local quarry:

"Hey, your mask is on your forhead! Are you in trouble?"​

You're a MOF?:shocked2:

 

[Spamcan]

How about these classics:

Divers do it deeper!
Lobster divers get more tail!
It's not how deep you go, it's how wet you get!
I get high by going down!
:lol:

 

[Mod63]

I once thought 30m-40m is enough. Now I think it's 30m+40m...

 

[Jax]

From someone in a cave diving thread: It's warm and wet in there.