sillygrendel
Contributor
That if you're DIR, you're not allowed to have fun. And you must spend the mandatory 3 nights a week watching videos of the "Fearless Leader". Don't forget self-mutilation Tuesdays and Proselyzation 101 on Thursdays.
You must, of course, keep a humorless demeanor at all times and even dry, cynical, comedy is strictly prohibited.
Severe beatings are the order of the day for non compliance. Or at least a good taunting deserving of such extreme strokery... Every month you must meet your quota of strokes identified and suitably chastised. If they'll still listen to you, after you're no longer beet red and have wiped the drool from your face, conversion must be attempted at all costs.
I love it!! How can you not join the ranks of the marching multitude in black??
Laugh....
Or at least listen to the info thats out there... And do your best to enjoy and improve your diving!
You must, of course, keep a humorless demeanor at all times and even dry, cynical, comedy is strictly prohibited.
Severe beatings are the order of the day for non compliance. Or at least a good taunting deserving of such extreme strokery... Every month you must meet your quota of strokes identified and suitably chastised. If they'll still listen to you, after you're no longer beet red and have wiped the drool from your face, conversion must be attempted at all costs.
I love it!! How can you not join the ranks of the marching multitude in black??
Laugh....
Or at least listen to the info thats out there... And do your best to enjoy and improve your diving!