Dork Divers Have Fun. That said, who wouldn't want additional [-]excuses[/-] opportunities for having *extra* fun? With that in mind, I figured I'd start a thread for us to post holiday greetings, but not just for the capital-H Holidays. No, we need not limit ourselves in our holidays, just as we need not artificially limit our gear selection.
So, I hereby declare this to be the quasi-official DD holiday greetings thread! A couple [-]rules[/-] guidelines:
So, I hereby declare this to be the quasi-official DD holiday greetings thread! A couple [-]rules[/-] guidelines:
- No made-up holidays. Each holiday should be observed by at least one group of non-Dork Divers. (Of course, if you make one up and Dave Barry mentions it, by definition, it's now a real holiday. We're flexible, and making your [-]excuse[/-] case why your holiday should count can be quite entertaining. )
- Post no more than a week before the holiday. If we post them all at once, we'll run out of good ones too fast. (Plus, after six months of non-stop exposure, even Christmas gets exhausted.)
- No complaining about any holidays. If a holiday isn't your type, just ignore it -- it won't hurt. (I've heard that there are other places on the Internet that can be great fun if you feel like soapboxing. :biggrin
- No mean holidays. If you're trolling, you're not a DD, and your post will almost certainly live a very short life. (Note to DDs: If someone's trolling and you reply to it, don't let it harsh your mellow when your post disappears with it. That's just how it works.)