I've been on one dive boat, a converted naval vessel, with an iron ladder bolted to the side that goes up 15-20ft and slopes outward as you go up. Combine that with the boat moving around in the swell and you get a really fun time.
I think I will give that one a miss!
I remember one of my buddies suggesting a new and unusual place for the captain to berth his boat unless he turned the engines off for us to board. The ladder was right beside the motor and the motor was running
We didn't know before we went out the captain was new as a dive boat operator. We had booked with a Dive shop whose boat wound up out of the water for repairs and he "sub let" to this moron!
Sorry for the hijack
Most of our dives are shore dives and most of them over rock rubble and off rock platforms.
A little more on topic...
We did a dive at one of our regular sites. I was the last in our group (as usual). We were about to exit when I saw a fish swimming in an unusual manner. I pulled my camera out of my pocket to go get a shot. I approached to find the fish had a hook in it's mouth and was "tethered" to a rock by the broken fishing line. Being a bit of a softy.. I caught the fish (catching fish under scuba is illegal in NSW).
I set my negatively buoyant camera on the sand and tried to remove the hook... It had blown up a fair bit and in the shallows there was a LOT of serge. No luck! I broke the line and surfaced... for some assistance.
Fish in one hand, Camera in the other hand, Reg in mouth, no air in my BCD, wind blowing and bobbing around it the waves.. I realized all my buddies had exited! I tried to yell through my reg... no luck! Managed to pull the reg out and give a quick yell before a wave hit me and I stuck it back in.
My hubby hopped in to help me thinking I was in trouble. He was pretty shocked when I shoved the struggling fish towards him! I mummbled through my reg to take the fish. With one hand now free, I inflated my BCD and told hiim to take the hook out.
The conditions were tossing me around pretty bad and I still had my camera in one hand. One of our other buddies reached down from the rocks and called out to me to grab his hand so he could help me out. I had my reg back in because of the conditions.
I yelled through the reg.. "No... take my CAMERA!"
Buddy "No take my hand.. I'll help you out"
Me "no take the CAMERA"
Buddy "Stuff the camera give me your hand!"
Even at the time it occurred to me that this was a bizarre scene!
I backed off from the rocks and stowed my camera in it's pocket. Next approach my buddies assisted me out. so the outcomes.
We had to get a fisheman to remove the hook. I explained I had found it attached to a rock with broken line.. not cut a line! Fisherman said he could tell it wasn't from their group. It was the wrong lure for the site .. but it was a very good lure. We traded the lure for the removal of it. The fish was returned to the ocean (it was too small to be legal anyway). My camera survived and my bruises were worth the story i get to tell!