Inclusive Blonde Jokes Thread

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What do you call six blondes laying in a row?


Ans: Air Mattress
 
some Naval equivalents:
batteries for the sound powered phones.
relative bearing grease
50 foot of shore line
a bucket of steam
a BT punch
the keys to unlock the sea chest
Mail buoy watch
 
A blonde, brunette and redhead are all pregnant and waiting for a bus.

The redhead says she is having a girl, because she was on top when she conceived. The brunette says she is having a boy because she was on the bottom when they conceived. The blonde bursts into tears and says "I'm having puppies."
 

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