TexasMike
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(This was sent to me from my friend Ronbo since he knew I was involved in the auto parts business --TM)
A lady comes into a local auto parts store & asks for a seven ten cap.
We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine is gone and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.
"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?" we ask.
She says, "I don't know."
We ask her to draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3" in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap."
She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it. I just need one, and I don't see what is so funny about it."
And, yes, she was a blonde.
(If you read "710" upside down, it spells OIL)
A lady comes into a local auto parts store & asks for a seven ten cap.
We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine is gone and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.
"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?" we ask.
She says, "I don't know."
We ask her to draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3" in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap."
She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it. I just need one, and I don't see what is so funny about it."
And, yes, she was a blonde.
(If you read "710" upside down, it spells OIL)