Inclusive Blonde Jokes Thread

[A. J. Shark]

Just wondering if anyone knew any good blonde jokes??
- A J ut:

 

[DameDykker]

The one joke I had memorirized disapeared as I had my hair bleached:bonk:

 

[Big-t-2538]

I have some that are distastful...probably inappropriate...but hey you're call

 

[ladycute1]

Why are blonde jokes usually one liners?




















So that men can remember them.



:cluck: :cluck:

 

[Dryglove]

Now that was downright hurtful......

 

[Welshman]

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's in a club in Essex (sorry PhilTK) doing his show. With his dummy on his knee he's doing his usual repetoire of dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the front row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype blonde women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and prevent us from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general..... and all in the name of humour!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologise when the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this mister. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little f****r on your knee."

 

[CTurtle]

A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a
"peel and win"sticker on her coffee cup.
So she's peels it off and starts screaming,"I've won a
motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest
prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor
home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have
won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a
motor home!"

She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...


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" W I N A B A G E L "

 

[Scubaroo]

Is that some kind of trailer park joke us house living hoity toity folks don't get?

(Had to get my girlfriend to explain it to me)

 

[A. J. Shark]

I have some that are distastful...probably inappropriate...but hey you're call

Bring them on!!
- A J

 

[Bubble Boy]

What do you call a smart blond?













A Golden Retreiver