Actually Jbichsel the Op is going to experience quite a few of those situations you laid out. You may think that its thailand its "idealic", however Pattaya diving on an average day is pretty crap. the viz is not great quite often as little as 2m.
"Dodging jet ski jerks that think your dive marker is a turn buoy for their race?"
try dodging the thai ones that have an outboard motor on the back, rather than your standard impeller...
"How often do you think he will face entering off the boat with 2' swells but have to get back on the boat in 12-15' swells wher the boat prop and ladder on a 65' boat are clearing the water by 4-6'? I've done that diving oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. (Provided a great deal of chum for the fish also)."
This will happen a few times two him, I done two dives where my gear reeked of sick because I had to swill down the upper deck, and my gear taken a hit from the dirty water!They wont 12'-15' swells but they will be 8'-12'.
"Being in 4-5' vis at 60', have a 90lb female student choke, freak and decide that if she tears out your regulator, eyes and testicles, gets a death grip on her power infaltor, these things will get her safely to the surface? Maintain control of her until your other DM arrives to control her, then get your reg, eyes, mask and tesicles back, don't drown yourself and NOT kill her?"
Everybody has to DM or instruct students who are less than confident for whatever reason, and as I said bad visability is quite common
"How about doing Search & Recovery for drowned children?"
I never saw this is the instructor manual, by the way your not ready to teach people you havent searched for a dead body yet???Whats that all about???
No admittedly I havent pulled all of your senarios out, but I have pulled most. While many people dont approve of this method, it doesnt mean you can give the OP a hard time when in actual fact you know very little about where he is going or who is going to be taught by. Besides this guy is going to dedicate the next 6 months of his life there try not to piss to hard all over his parade! Good luck Scottg and I hope you have a great time.
Freds