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[АлександрД]

Husband and wife at breakfast.

Wife: "honey, if I ever die would you get married again?
Husband: "no I only love you"
Wife: "I'd want you to get married again"
Husband: "OK"
Wife: "If you do get married again, would your new wife live here in our house?"
Husband: "No. this is our house"
Wife: "I'd want her to live in our house"
Husband: "OK"
Wife: "Would you let your new wife dive with my Poisedin Odin reg"
Husband: "No. She's left handed"

most funny is not a "future wife" exists, but that Poseidon reg is right (or left) handed

 

[Bigbella]

Another Larson classic:

 

[chillyinCanada]

most funny is not a "future wife" exists, but that Poseidon reg is right (or left) handed

Sorry for dissecting the frog here but the joke is a take-off of an old joke about golf clubs.

 

[NW Dive Dawg]

Sorry for dissecting the frog here but the joke is a take-off of an old joke about golf clubs.

Exactly...... Chilly is spot on. I just tried to make it SCUBA related and obviously failed!!!!

 

[Bigbella]

Must be a continuing theme -- and it is "octopuses," for all of those who had suffered through Catholic school Latin. The word, "octopus" is Greek in origin and the "i" is specific to a Latin plural.

Received a red mark for that once, as a kid -- never forgot . . .

 

[sibermike7]

Exactly...... Chilly is spot on. I just tried to make it SCUBA related and obviously failed!!!!

You could have used a wetsuit size and the reply would be that she was two sizes smaller! Ouch!

 

[lowwall]

You could have used a wetsuit size and the reply would be that she was two sizes smaller! Ouch!

Wife: "Would you let your new wife dive with my Atomic split fins?"
Husband: "No. She's got Eddys."

 

[MaxBottomtime]

A recent poll shows that people in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[Pressurehead]

 

[АлександрД]

But today not everyone can read this. Or rather, not only can everyone read, few people can do it