Real Men Do's and Don'ts

[Fyshebait]

Real men don't wear the 6" blade on thier ankle...

because they are carrying it in thier teeth!

Assuming we're talking about DURING a DIVE, and not snorkelling, may we also add that:

"Real men don't need to breathe"?

Or are you using some new regulator I'm unfamiliar with?

 

[BWDscott]

Assuming we're talking about DURING a DIVE, and not snorkelling, may we also add that:

"Real men don't need to breathe"?

Or are you using some new regulator I'm unfamiliar with?

Darn... I KNEW I was doing something wrong!

That reminds me...

Real men don't need WOMEN to tell them they are wrong...

over and over and over and over and over...

 

[BWDscott]

A real man admits he is a cold water wuss...

and isn't ashamed of it!!


Somebody please wake me from my hibernation when the water gets back above the 80 degree mark...

 

[Diver0001]

Real men will call the dive because it doesn't "feel" right.

 

[Diver0001]

Real men can communicate:

" I'm cold and bored and I need a beer "

Underwater.

 

[Twistedarts]

Real men wear splits and mof.
Real men don't go dir.

sorry had to say it...

 

[Ed L.]

Real men keep there mouth shut and laugh under their breath at the braggerts and liars on the dive boat!

Real men dont advertise the fact that they dive with stickers all over their vehicles. Risking theft of said dive gear.

 

[reefseal]

Real men sling their tanks on by sliding over their heads and are never caught wearing "shorties"
Real men dive the Doria with old farmer john/beaver tail wetsuits, doubles on Air