I've got a snap and had it snapped to the hose. The problem wasn't *finding* the gauge, it was reading the gauge. I was tangled around my buddies hose and could pull the console up to me and get my flashlight over it. The problem was the positioning of my buddy breathing - I was *not* positioned properly and did not have access to even my buddies eyes! This is a huge no-no.
So why was I positioned like that in the 1st place? Ahhh there is an answer even to that:
When I signaled that I needed to buddy breathe, my buddy thought I said "I've got 100 lb's and am out of air!" when what I really was saying was, "I'm out of air and we need to go up". He thought I had 100 lb's and he grabbed his octo and shoved it at my face. I took my primary out and put his octo in and began adjusting to the very different 2nd stage. Then I concentrated on relaxing for a second, then grabbed my LP and started feeling some very minor pop in my ears. I started reaching for my console and figured out that I couldn't see it unless I flipped over and turned around or something to get some leangth on the hose. By the time that occured to me, my head was out of the water. Imagine that chain of events occuring from the time the Computer attachment shows us coming up at 60' and when we hit the surface the 1st time.
The key here is that I had no communication with my buddy - he did not signal me that there was a problem as he probably assumed I knew we where rocketing to the surface. He was also operating under the asumption that I had 100 lb's of air and was out.
When I began the uncontrolled descent, he had signled the thought plight to my other buddy - thus they where both operating under the assumption that I had 100 lb's of air and was plummeting down to 100'. This was not the case. I had 500 lb's. The whole time I was plummeting, I didn't get any communication from either of them. They said they where too busy trying to recover me. IF I had gotten any kind of signal to put my own reg back in, I would have been forced back into operation mode and been able to assess my situation.
The reason they did not try to communicate was because they thought I was heading down to 100' with 100 lb's of air and wouldn't have enough air to do a descent. While it was true that I had my hands on my weight belt much of the time just in case I had to ditch it, there was still a communication breakdown.
Here's the other main thing: My buddy's got one of those LP octo's, and his 2nd stage has the shortest hose you can get. Have you ever tried to buddy breath off one of those setups? You are a Remorah. Nothing more.
The moral of this story is Communicate with your Buddy and always always always keep an eye on your depth even when it's the most impossible thing to do.
Btw, do the math on the dive and you'll find that we ended within NDL. Not within much, but like right on the line. Fortunate, yes, but still within NDL.
And yes, I probably was 'narced. I tend to get real peaceful anywhere past 60 or so feet and just don't care about much. I was so relaxed on the way down, yet in such a state of passive panic that I don't remember what I did, but I didn't bother trying to do anything nor did I probably care once we got down there, although I can't say for sure because I thought I remembered thinking, "I'm not submerging, why am I not descending... why can't I descent?! Is my LP button stuck or something? Why did we shoot up to the surface? Why is my buddy pulling on my tank? I guess they've got it under control... oh well I'll just not do anything until I get a signal... they know what their doing and we just missed a manditory deco..." The time it took for me to think that probably was most of the runaway descent I didn't know I was on, and probably part of the rocketman ascent we did after that.
I do remember my heart was beating out of my chest while we where swimming on the surface back to the boat - and the boat was quite a ways away. It took us about 3 full minutes of fast swimming to get there I think, but it maye have been much longer. A 3 minute swim with those super fins on is a long swim.