Zept once bubbled...
So... advice please! I just don't seem to have the power in my lungs to blast out the water reliably.
Ok, first off, other have mentioned already, diving with a snorkel blows (get it, blows, haha). Anyway.
With that out of the way, there are two ways to clear a snorkel.
One is to say a very loud "ptah" or "PUH" once the snorkel has cleared the surface. This will not work realibly if the snorkel has a purge.* Keep in mind that you may not get all the water out on the first try. That's ok. Take a very eeaasy, slow, careful, breath...all the way until your lungs are full and...."PTAH" get the rest of that water out. Repeat if necessary.
The other way to clear a snorkel I have not mastered yet, but have been told about by a friend. It does not require ANY lung power! All you need to do, is tilt your head in the right manner and all the water will flow out. I wish I could be more specific, but like I said, I haven't successfully done this.
IMO there are only two decent kinds of snorkels. One is the straight shot, single tube, no nonsense snorkel. The other is the "OceanMaster" (I think) which will remain completely dry under most circumstances. The first one is great for people who are a little more serious about water sports, and comfortable in the water (as any diver should be!). The second is good if you want to show your grandma all the pretty fish on that shallow reef in Hawaii.
Snorkels with purges, water barriers, etc. etc. are all worthless contraptions that cause more problems than they solve. The only exception, IMO is the OceanMaster which actually works and stays dry.
So, since you are not a grandma, and are serious about this, I would say first thing get rid of that purge. If you want to try it, disable it with a piece of duct tape, but surely someone has a straight snorkel you can borrow.
I hope this helps you...good luck and let us know how it goes!
PS. The above are my opinions, and I don't wish to offend anyone who likes fancy snorkels. I just happen to think they are no good.
*(I think the reason is that the top of the snorkel and the bottom of the snorkel are at different hydrostatic pressures. The water will mostly go out through the top, but some water will remain trapped in the more convoluted lower part. In a straight snorkel, air from your mouth pushes all the water up and out).