Alright, alright, enough already. I don't think my bruised ego can take the 'I'm not the marrying kind' implications !!LOL...Gosh. Feeling a little like DiveSeductress. I can put a different picture up. I'm sure I have some unflattering ones somewhere.
Who cares who looks like what anyway. Underwater we all kinda look alike. This isn't a matchmaker site or anything is it? Whew! Just checkin!
And now for something completely different. A word from our sponsors to lighten things up that has absolutely nothing to do with diving or pictures.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
orders a drink, and while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all
over the place. Knocking napkins and straws off the bar,
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just went ballistic all over the place, he grabbed some limes and ate them, then some olives, and ate them then he jumped on the pool table and ate the cue ball whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replied the patron.
"He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay
for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and
leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and he has
his monkey with him. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts
running around the bar again. While the man is having his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "That was disgusting!! Did you see what your monkey just did now?"
"Now what?"
"He stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the
patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he likes to measure things first."
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Kymberley Evan Chiorando
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