Talking dive computer?

[dbulmer]

Wunat,
If the voice was George Irvine 3, would you object?
ie "YOU'RE GONNA DIE" when your ascent rate rises above 3m per minute?

 

[dbulmer]

Of course it would not be on your computer but on a timer or Sensus Pro.
Of course the worst case scenario would be H2Andy singing - see it can get worse

 

[wunat]

Wunat,
If the voice was George Irvine 3, would you object?
ie "YOU'RE GONNA DIE" when your ascent rate rises above 3m per minute?

If the ascent rate is 6m per minute, will it say "YOU'RE GONNA DIE 2X FASTER"? :14: Or "YOU'RE ARE PROBABLY DEAD"?

The beeps are just fine.

And certainly, not from a dive computer. :no

 

[Spady]

Forget Knight Rider, it would be better if it instead had some sexy female voice that complemented your style, buoyancy control, etc.

 

[Bonuss]

Naw How bout a computer that shocks the diver when they violate limits, or ascend too fast...... Bzzzzz

Bob in CO