The "ever notice" thread

[dive_lover88]

Ever notice that when you think you are early you end up being late instead.

 

[offroaddiver]

Ever notice while on vacation you never need a pitstop until you're in the middle of nowhere and the bushes look too small?

 

[sandshaker]

Ever notice the more money you make,... the more you spend!

 

[offroaddiver]

less money in wallet is the more you want to buy. The more in the wallet the more you need to buy?

 

[sandshaker]

Ever notice it seems like you are just...poor and everybody else is loaded....

 

[Marlinspike]

Ever notice how the people who appear to be loaded are usually barely keeping their heads above water, if not already sinking and doing their best to not appear that way? -LOTS of those in DC.

~Marlinspike

 

[sandshaker]

Ever notice you think you are starving, you get a huge plate of somethin' somthin' and sit down to eat it to find out your not that hungry?

 

[offroaddiver]

ever notice how far a quarter falls but pennies usually stay close to your feet. and sloppy sandwiches always land in lap or on shoes. but your napkin flies away.

 

[offroaddiver]

Ever notice all of the fear factor stunts involving water could easily be done by someone who's been scuba or skin diving.

 

[Diver0001]

Ever notice how the more you're in a hurry, the lower the toner is....