The natural progression of SB threads

[ccx2]

I appreciate it just the way it is.........really.....who do you think you are coming on here guestioning the way its done here you split fin , horse collar divinin, padi mutha humpin SSI trained so and so. Dont rock the boat i love it like it is.

 

[ccx2]

And i forgot to call you a Sook Crab eatin Merlander,

 

[Chugwhump]

Every single one of you are idiots because you do not do things exactly the way I do it.

Actually, I am the biggest idiot of all because I do it a little different just about every time.
:bs:

Chug
Off to get drunk with Wormil.
:focus:

 

[XS-NRG]

A fundies course would probably help you with thread progression.

I'm sorry I couldn't resist

 

[dmoore19]

What is wrong with you all? Everybody knows this is all the fault of the vacation diver and cattleboat divers.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

Wouldn't it be terrible if this place became a discussion board rather than a question and concise answer board. Heck, people might be tempted to start threads with other than questions. What would we have then???

The Pub ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[lionfish-eater]

It all the cruiseship peoples' fault. Things would be better if there weren't so many pod people!

Get out of the jar!

 

[Prostardiver]

So, it is obvious that we need a new cert. Shall we call it Drift Threading? Would we fight over which agency does it best? Should there be a bare bones version for those so inclined? Sort of one sentence or less. And what about an advanced cert for those who can actually hang in there and read every page without skipping to the last one?

 

[TSandM]

You know, honestly, all the issues on Scubaboard would be solved very neatly if everybody just adopted DIR diving.

It's all this difference of opinion stuff that causes the problems.

If we all drank the KoolAid, the only discord would be over whether the Z-system is DIR or not . . .

 

[50Fathom]

Q: How many Scubaboard members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,372
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1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

3 to comment on the virtues of LED’s and why they should be used instead.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participants' ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature.

12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend.

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's.

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning.

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

and...

1 know-it-all that pm’s to the administrator and wants someone banned for offending them.

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And there you have it.