Top Ten Reasons for Leaving you behind

[nadwidny]

Brian, do you like photographers?

Love 'em...on another boat.

 

[capeofstorms_pierre]

now now boys hand bags at 5 paces.
DIR-F = did it right but failed, RIGHT?? hehehe

, these are mine.
1. diver that always arrives 5 minbefore the launch
2. students that has read it all on the internet
3. do u have a spare hoodie i forgot mine
4. arrived at a dive site looking for a cylinder to dive with
5. DIR diver with an ego that this is the only way to dive........
6. newly qulidied DM and Instr, with 100 dives but knows everything
7. a buddy who keeps loosing you
8. buddy photographer who swims over at 30m and shows you his gauge with 50 bar
9. diver that always arrives missing sum Kit
10. the BIGGEST " i only have a 10l cylinder here would anyone mind doing a shorter dive cuase i do not have enough air for a londer on??????

 

[Diver Dennis]

You'd love us, we are solo photographers.

 

[Kim]

That'll teach you to hit on my DM.....
If you must pee in your wetsuit could you at least flush it before you get back on the boat.......?
Don't you understand "Don't touch"?????
Could you actually LOOK before you giant stride onto another diver again?
No...the camera bucket ISN'T for rinsing your wetsuit in....

another 5 reasons for leaving the BOAT behind....
If you touch my gear AGAIN!!!!
You forgot to add O2 to my Nitrox (actually happened to me a few times!)
Have you ever actually guided on this site before??????
Swim us against the current for nothing will you?????
No...I will NOT hold hands with the DM..... (very Japanese!!!)

 

[ItsBruce]

1. Kicks the coral.
2. Samples the coral.
3. Demonstrates W*******r M******r
4. Actually writes it out.
5. Wears huge dive knive on leg before putting on gear or even leaving for the dive site.
6. Bafore leaving for the dive park asks whether the dive park allows huge dive knives and when told "no, leave it in the car" either (1) solicits other opinions or (2) announces "Its a safety thing and I'll never dive without it"
7. Owns only one piece of dive gear ... (you guessed it) huge dive knife.

 

[Cheekymonkey]

Anyone that is whiney, i'm sorry I got that one from my mother.

 

[Jcsgt]

If they left a really nice camera outfit in the rinse bucket during the dive (or other nice, expensive gear), I might be inclined to leave them behind.

 

[OE2X]

"This is a trust me dive."

"I always run out of air on my dives."
Actually said to me on a recent Florida dive. After 30 minutes I put him on my long hose for an additional 25 minutes and continued the dive.

"What's the deepest you have ever been to?" I respond by saying 11,221 feet... on air.

 

[El Orans]

DIR-F = did it right but failed, RIGHT??

 

[Vie]

Off the top of my head if they use any of the following phrases, it's a good reason to leave them behind:

2. "Can you sign my logbook?"

I guess I must still be a newbie (AND still say "please") but what's wrong with "can you sign my logbook?"