You know you're a diver ADDICT when....

[Gambitt]

You do Deco stops on an escalator.

 

[Rhone Man]

You give the "OK" sign at the checkout counter when they tell you how much your grocery bill comes to.

 

[frozenwarp]

U give your girlfriend the Thumb down sign ;-)

 

[MaxBottomtime]

You do the Valsalva maneuver in an elevator.

The words "crotch strap" don't make you cringe.

You proudly display items that would normally be found in a junkyard.

You talk about peeing on yourself and aren't embarrassed.

Most of the books on your shelf are in Latin.

You get excited when you can see for twenty feet.

Your favorite color is black.

You get that same feeling when you receive a Performance Diver catalogue as you did when you were a kid looking in a toy store.

You think nothing of strapping a hundred pounds of gear on your back and hiking to the water, yet wouldn't think of backpacking with a pack heavier than 35 pounds.

You found another use for KY Jelly.

You use terms like zipper lube.

 

[--tom--]

When you talk about how crazy those snow skiers are for being in snow, while pulling on a wet, wetsuit. Air temp 45F, water 48F.

 

[frozenwarp]

When you say Deep Penetration it's not sexual..... well mostly not

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

My latest DM candidate was just showing me pictures of the backplate/wing he's had made for his son ... who will be born this upcoming August.

... I think he qualifies as an addict ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[dive_lover88]

wow!! 1 more diver to be in the water.

Bob, your DMC is really thinking far ahead

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

wow!! 1 more diver to be in the water.

Bob, your DMC is really thinking far ahead

I'll say ... his quote was something along the lines of "Nine months of bottom time and no deco obligation" ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[vicdiver656]

You're wondering whether you should get a wife, or a new rig