You might be a Diver?

[pipedope]

If you can get your teabag to descend and ascend in horizontal position.
You might be a DIR diver.

 

[FreeFloat]

Mista~Tamborin once bubbled...
if when before using the elevator you check the deco charts

...if you laugh at a joke like this because you 'get' it, whilst others around you fix you with dumbfounded looks because they don't.

 

[ScubaSky]

you calculate the ascent rate at which you pull the tea bag out of the cup.

moving the tea bag up and down, reminds you of a bounce dive.

the problem is when peeing in your wet suit reminds you of the tea bag??! makes the tea a little harder to drink after the dive.

 

[ZenDiver]

You might be a Scuba Diver if:

you look at a body of water and immediately wonder what the viz is and how deep it is.

the only way you can think of to relax is 3 to 5 foot seas, 60 ft down with a shark swimming nearby and a good current to push you along with ease.

you have been given a choice to spend time with a significant other or go diving and you go diving.

your house and car smells of neoprene and the slight aroma of mildew reminds you that you havnt been diving in awhile.

 

[FLArmyBrat]

if you look at the PVC tree you use to dry your suits and say "there is this year's Christmas tree"

if you buy the large bottle of baby shampoo and don't have a baby or plan on washing anything with hair with it

if you jump in the pool geared up just because you don't want to waste the 1400 you have left in your tank before refilling it

if you argue with the gal at the bank that your C-card IS a form of picture ID

if you look at mere fishermen and think they are whimps

if you go to get dressed and every shirt you pull out has a frog, skeleton dog, pirate or tropical locale on it (guilty of the frog one here)



Just a few off the cuff here....

Laurel- The Frog Queen
:royal:

 

[pipedope]

getting dressed involves neoprene.
You might be a diver.

 

[FreeFloat]

Someone refers to a "suit" and you instantly wonder wet or dry?

 

[FreeFloat]

Icon28 once bubbled...
You might be a Scuba Diver if:

you have been given a choice to spend time with a significant other or go diving and you go diving.

Ooo! Guilty as charged!

SO has started asking me for ID at the door........... been so long since he's seen me.............

 

[mwilding]

If you slowly exhale on the way up an escalator... you might be a diver

 

[AJH16]

If you're watching a Discovery Channel program and say, "Hrm, that guy's got a Scubapro reg, a Mares mask, a Cressi snorkle, and a SeaQuest BC"...

You might be a diver if... Your entire review of a movie rests on wether or not they did the diving scene accuratly.