You'll die if...

[ClayJar]

If you clip things to your BC instead of putting them in pockets.

If you *have* pockets on your BC.



You'll die by the jacket.

You'll die by the backplate and wing.​

You'll die by losing the integrated weights.

You'll die by losing the weight belt.​

You'll die by not being able to purge your mask.

You'll die by losing your mask's purge valve.​

You'll die by never diving in fresh water.

You'll die by never diving in warm water.​

You'll die by having an under-performing reg.

You'll die by your high-performance reg free-flowing.​

You'll die by not having an octo.

You'll die by an octo malfunction.​

(You know, I could go on for at least three more forums' worth, but I've *really* gotta go... :biggrin

 

[Bobyjimmie]

You may die if you eat lots of beans and pizza the night before and breakfast burritos with chorizo the day of diving in a dry suit, and most definately kill everyone else on the boat if you live.

gassy food + gas + drysuit = bad news!

 

[highdesert]

.... if you don't dive DIR

... if you don't dive a BP/W

 

[highdesert]

Best thread ever, Matt S!

 

[Gombessa]

You may die if you eat lots of beans and pizza the night before and breakfast burritos with chorizo the day of diving in a dry suit, and most definately kill everyone else on the boat if you live.

Well, even if you didn't live, someone on the S&R boat would still have to unzip the suit.

 

[1_T_Submariner]

If you don't Dive Nitrox

If you do Dive Nitrox

 

[NorthWoodsDiver]

everyone is gonna die eventually, thats what people do, but I didn't realize I had to have gills implanted and dive naked to be safe in the water. Geeeez

 

[MSDT Mark]

If your second dive is deeper than your first dive...

 

[MSDT Mark]

I also preach if you kick up the silt you'll die!

 

[Bryan]

You may die if you eat lots of beans and pizza the night before and breakfast burritos with chorizo the day of diving in a dry suit, and most definately kill everyone else on the boat if you live.

gassy food + gas + drysuit = bad news!

What if the suit is O2 clean?