You'll die if...

[zen_man]

If you wear an i3 BCD.......sorry mike!

 

[zen_man]

If you wear a snorkel : If you don't wear a snorkel

 

[crab lover]

If you have caribiner clips on your BC...

 

[300bar]

i personally think you should add "you will die if you DONT pee in your wetsuit"

Might be so, but then again everyboby else WILL die if you pee in a drysuit and open the zipper after an hour

 

[fairybasslet]

If you clip things to your BC instead of putting them in pockets.

 

[ianr33]

If you dive to 101 feet without Helium in your mix

 

[SkuaSeptember]

If you use any "solution in search of a problem" item.

 

[RussR]

If you put your mask in the camera bucket...

 

[texdiveguy]

YOU WILL DIE if you SOLO dive!!!

 

[Gombessa]

You're fated to die on your next dive if you don't use the "search" function before asking a question.