My sausage needs Viagra

[Storker]

I gave her my sausage and a double ender. It worked a treat and twenty minutes later when we came up, we were both very happy.

So, the double ender gave you both a happy ending?

 

[crabbyfiddler]

Why do I keep hearing drums??? Ba dum bum...

 

[LowVizWiz]

Sometimes my buddy has helped me deploy it but generally I'm on my own when it comes to that.

You'll go blind if you (pardon the pun) keep that up!

I'm really happy I kept that sausage at the ready. I'm always playing with my gear, but if I hadn't been confident enough about my sausages readiness I couldn't have given it to my buddy.

[video=youtube;Oj3VphK9AMk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3VphK9AMk[/video]

 

[Goodtime Adventures]

Wa ha ha ha ha. Thanks to all involved in this post, I have just laughed for about 15minutes solid

 

[razorbackdiver]

My sausage deflates if a string gets pulled.

 

[Lost down under]

Does that mean that PADI is now offering a specialty patch, for riding the sausage to the surface from depth?

Nah it's just PADI finally embracing being a massive ****

 

[HJeffreyM]

If your sausage remains deployed for more than four hours, contact the nearest DAN representative for deflation instructions.