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Actual Phone Answering Machine Messages
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nategasser
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One I've heard of:
"Hi, I'm home right now, but I'm not answering because there's someone I don't want to talk to. So leave a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you."
Nate.
"Hi, I'm home right now, but I'm not answering because there's someone I don't want to talk to. So leave a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you."
Nate.
adder70
Contributor
In one of my apartments, we had 3 tapes that we switched regularly, and changed the recordings on each fairly often. Some were amusing, and some were just short. One was, "Message after tone." in a deadpan voice.
I had a conversation with one roommate after I moved out and was loking for the other roommate. It went, "Speak." "Todd." "Wait." Funny, those were the last words I said to Mick, and I haven't seen him in 10 years now.
I had a conversation with one roommate after I moved out and was loking for the other roommate. It went, "Speak." "Todd." "Wait." Funny, those were the last words I said to Mick, and I haven't seen him in 10 years now.
NauticalbutNice
Contributor
Mine at the minute says "I'm probably underwater right now. Hopefully my phone isn't. Please leave a message!"
Kinda boring but I don't have to listen to the damn thing.
Nauticalbutnice :fruit:
Kinda boring but I don't have to listen to the damn thing.
Nauticalbutnice :fruit:
ScubaHawk
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I had the same problem with people calling just to hear the message. They would get upset if I picked up. Now it's just my cell phone message . . .
Hi, I'm probably diving or sitting at a bar wondering what that stange sound is comming from my pocket, either way, leave a message.
Hi, I'm probably diving or sitting at a bar wondering what that stange sound is comming from my pocket, either way, leave a message.
I put the following on my home machine for a while:
"Hello.......Hello...............HEL-LO..................HELLO!.........OH WELL, since nobody's home, leave a message"
I had to change it when I got 6 hangups in a row one day and my wife's grandmother had the phone company out to check her line. ;-)
"Hello.......Hello...............HEL-LO..................HELLO!.........OH WELL, since nobody's home, leave a message"
I had to change it when I got 6 hangups in a row one day and my wife's grandmother had the phone company out to check her line. ;-)
Kat
Contributor
I don't have an answering machine at home. Caller ID tells me all I need to know.
My cell phone has a prerecorded male voice for voicemail. My mom always freaks out when she gets my voicemail. Later, she tells me some strange man answered, so she hung up.
My cell phone has a prerecorded male voice for voicemail. My mom always freaks out when she gets my voicemail. Later, she tells me some strange man answered, so she hung up.
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