flots am
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"ADD Diving" an acronym for Adult Daycare Diving is looking for investors for it's Cozumel Operation...
I know you were just being a smart-ass, but I have to tell you that if I didn't already own a successful business, I'd happily open up a dive op that caters to infrequent or infirm divers that just want to hang out and watch the fish somewhere warm and calm. I'd make a fortune.
These people you make fun of pay $250 for an $80 massage on the ship and $150 for a nice $50 catamaran ride with a little snorkeling. It wouldn't be all that difficult to setup a dive op geared specifically to cater to their needs, and if you make it a happy enough time, could easily charge $300+ for a two tank dive and a some rum punch on the way back to the ship.
Also, I just wanted to mention that time is a cruel mistress and all it takes is watching the years pass, a little arthritis or someone who didn't quite see your motorcycle, and you could easily be one of the people you mock.
Be nice to people. One day you'll be one of them. It's just a matter of "when."
flots.