Creative ways to get non-diving spouse to let you get out and Dive

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He attracts women like butter to a biscuit!

Well, nice guys don't ALWAYS finish last . . . :D
 
Dean810:
I think my wife thinks if I'm diving, I'm not with MY girlfriend!

No... You go home with all of your soppy scuba gear, and admit that you were with your girlfriend, and she'll scream, "You LIAR!! I know you've been out diving!!"

:D
 
Fish_Whisperer:
Just tell her, "I am the man and you are the woman, and you must listen to me. I'm going diving now, woman!"

...now get in there and make me a chicken pot pie!! :D
 
Mine doesn't dive although I already bought her ALL her gear.

You should tell yours..."We're moving to FLORIDA! or " If I can't go I'll just stay home with YOU and talk about diving ALL DAY LONG while I toss down a few 6 packs of Bud Light!'
 
Which is worse, diving every other weekend or a younger thinner girlfriend
 
First of all don't be a pussy,

Second of all Take her with you and make it fun for her as well. When I'm not diving I still love to go with Kevin and hang with the other non divers (usually women) We'll lay out in our bikinis and tan, or drink at a local bar, or Whatever.

Good Luck
 
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