Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD
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Well...ummm...if I need a pool float I will let ya know!
Holy Snikeys!
Carolyn:shark2:
Holy Snikeys!
Carolyn:shark2:
photohikedive
Guest
looks like he drank the pool...
fat people need lovin too 
Please submit your resume, picture, and skills to my PM box!
Carolyn:shark2:
Let's try this again. She said PM pics, not specs.
I don't think that guy's arms could reach anyway!
Carolyn:shark2:
Carolyn:shark2:
Is that Rub or Rum me all over....either would do 
............ok, let me clarify that....The Right Cabana Boy...Carolyn, is your Bday present available?
............ok, let me clarify that....The Right Cabana Boy...Carolyn, is your Bday present available?
Sorry Denise...I wore him out!
He will be out of commision for awhile. Maybe the swing wasn't such a good idea...live and learn!
CArolyn:shark2:
Ps: GO FOR IT MIKE!
He will be out of commision for awhile. Maybe the swing wasn't such a good idea...live and learn!
CArolyn:shark2:
Ps: GO FOR IT MIKE!
photohikedive
Guest
4 Thoughts by men
Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wonder too.
Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,
"My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... all except the poor Groom!!
Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wonder too.
Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,
"My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... all except the poor Groom!!
mike_s
Contributor
Sorry Denise...I wore him out!
He will be out of commision for awhile. Maybe the swing wasn't such a good idea...live and learn!
CArolyn:shark2:
Ps: GO FOR IT MIKE!
what in the world happened to that guy that he needed a body cast that was "spread eagle" ?
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