If you are reading this hoping for a hair curling underwater “faces of death” story you are in for a bitter disappointment.
If you are looking for a rookie domino of mistakes to laugh at then you are in luck.
Upon re-reading the original post I think it bears pointing out that often there's very little difference between the two.
Without trying to be overly-dramatic or overly-sarcastic it's important for the OP to realize he could easily have been one cheese-puff away from having his story posted by SOMEONE ELSE in "Mishap Analysis" or worse yet in "Passings."