Downright rude, obnoxious and generally insulting things to say

[icyman]

Similar to yours, I read this some where and promptly entered them into my organizer for future reference....

1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10) Ahhh...I see the f**k-up fairy as visited us again...
11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
14) No, my powers can only be used for good.
15) How about never? Is never good for you?
16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular
level I'm really quite busy.
24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Bwahahaha...

 

[icyman]

Are you using the nitrox or trimix spare air?

Unlike him, I just use my buddy as my secondary air source! I frequently tell my buddies stay close I never know when I am going to run out of air! :cyborg:

 

[No Fish]

Are you the first generation in your family to walk upright?

 

[Afraid_of_Fish]

Unlike him, I just use my buddy as my secondary air source! I frequently tell my buddies stay close I never know when I am going to run out of air! :cyborg:

thats healthy lol. were you one of the people mentioned Here?(click me)

 

[icyman]

thats healthy lol. were you one of the people mentioned Here?(click me)

Hehe..nope I didn't and won't make that ferry ride.

 

[Cards90]

Wow! You'd think they'd come in Aquaman, but maybe kids these days don't know who he is/was? They kinda do look like force fins, don't they? There was a guy on a boat last summer diving in a spiderman skin. Freaking weirdo!

I thought they looked good on me!!! :cyborg:

 

[cool_hardware52]

I hope you feel better than you look.....

 

[tracker]

I'm still sticking with these.............

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/prod...71&product_id=2608162&path=0:4171:14521:60306

Thanks. That was the best laugh I've had in a while. Be back. Gotta go to Wal-Mart.

 

[Otter]

Are you using the nitrox or trimix spare air?

Spare air only come in Heliox.....That way you wont narc out on your ascent from 250' on the 6cu ft version.