Father Great White educating his son.

[Mark Guccione]

Codey and I heard a cute little joke while at the dump today; it went something like this…
A father and son Great White Shark, were swimming near the Island when they came across a bunch of Divers in the water.
The son GW asked his father if he could eat one of the divers.The father G.W. told his son “ Not until you to swim around them”! The son GW, swam back to his father, after doing what he was told, and asked, “ can I eat one now”?
The father told his son “swim around them again”. The son reluctantly swam around them again. “OK…. NOW… Can I eat a diver”? The son asked. The father great white told his son to swim one more circle around them.
The Son GW asked his dad, “Why? I’ve already swam around them twice”?
The father answered "They taste much better… when you scare ALL the **** out of them”.

 

[drbill]

Ugh... I heard that one already. Come to think of it, I heard it from you! Tee hee.

 

[nimoh]

I gotta remember that one