Favorite Military Sayings

[Sue-ba]

..........hurry up and wait!

 

[Babydamulag]

Get me a box of grid squares, LT.
Get me a bottle of squelch oil, LT.
DZSO says 9 knots.....yeah, right!
RANGERS LEAD THE WAY....er, kinda, just don't follow too close
I wouldn't follow him out of curiosity! arrugh?
When was the last the last time you fired a weapon troop? ...do you know what a weapon is?!?!
Where did you get that uniform? ....out of a laundry bag?!?
Those boots were shined with a hershey bar!

 

[Ten9T6]

During an inspection:

SGT:---Airborne...It looks like a TA50 bomb went off in here!

or

Airborne...It looks like an "F" it bome went off in here!

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Dying cockroach positions........MOVE!


Kenny

 

[2Tours N Iraq`]

Overheard on the radio from my company commander to a fellow PL back in OIF 1: "You're coming in broken and stupid, over!"

 

[TCDiver1]

LOL, thats a good one. Here's one semi-related to that:
USMC MOS slang for a Jr Infantry officer: ...... 030$hit

And a couple more:
-You guys look like a gaggle of monkeys trying to gang**** a football
-Alpha Mike Foxtrot
-Beef, grease & shrapnel (pre MRE C-rat meal of beef, gravy & potatoes)

 

[genxweb]

Marine sniper shirt: If you run you will only die tired

 

[tedtim]

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

QUOTE]
The way I heard it was:
Q: What's the difference between a pig and a fighter pilot?
A: You won't find a pig in a bar at 0200 trying to pick up a fighter pilot.

(K - I can hover, even taught people how to hover and a few were ex fighter pilots)

For the pilot types how about:

"I have more time on final that that guy has in his logbook."

 

[Ten9T6]

two aircraft mechanics walking away from the helicopter.....as they pass the pilot heading to the helicopter....one mechanic looks at the other and says.."Do you remember where I left my screwdriver?"

haha...

got to love messing with pilots..

Kenny

 

[The Kraken]

Helicopter pilot addressing the two aforementioned mechanics:
"Hey, guys, you'll be riding with me on the checkout for that bird you just finished working on."

Heh, heh, heh . . . :14: (<---- Ray-Ban Aviator Frames)

the K

 

[Ten9T6]

Roger that Sir.....We are jump qualified! :05: I need a jump this month anyway..haha..

Kenny