Funny/odd/interesting sayings

[Buoyant1]

Worked with a guy years back that always said:

Busier than a three pecker'd billygoat!

My father always said:

Useful as a rubber handle on a pizz pot!

 

[Walter]

His dip stick aint touching the oil.

 

[Natasha]

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.
Get all your ducks in a row.

 

[Missdirected]

"Pretty is as pretty does."


Teamcasa mentioned this one and I think it's my favorite. Heavy rains. about heavy rains; "It's raining so hard it's louder than a bull pizzin' on a flat rock."

 

[Cheerpig1]

Sweattier than a hooker in church......

(I hope I can post that!)

 

[irishsquid]

When someone trips or stumbles:
Been walking long, or just read about it? or Smooth move, Exlax!

No need to hear you, I can shout.
He/she is a few clowns shy of a circus.

 

[mstevens]

Slicker than greased owl snot.
Dumber than a bag of wet rocks.
Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
Ain't right. (General comment on less-than-stellar reasoning capacity.)
Land in New Hampshire can be "real bony" in that it contains lots of rocks.
The roads today are "greasy" since we had heavy wet snow.

 

[ohmdiver]

There was a shooting in a local bar
, afterwards we always say

Go to Joe's, the shots are free...

names have been changed to protect the guilty

 

[Walter]

(I hope I can post that!)

Not in its original form. Good thing you cleaned it up.

 

[427Dave]

How ya doing?

"Finer than a Frog's hair split three ways"

Now that is fine!