Help a diver get rich!

[Rick Inman]

I'll itemize my reasons in a bit. But you'll have to earn that 15%. An ex., bringing me more business.

As a Moderator I can:

Bump your thread to the top of the New Post list for maximum exposure.

Delete any undesirable posts form undesirable posters in your thread.

Create unlimited Sock Puppets who can post in this thread claiming your worthiness and that they sent money.

Add a link to this thread in other member's signature line when they're not looking.

Force Google searches to point to this thread.

Do mass PMs to all the members linking them to this thread.

Add a fake picture to your profile making you look both handsome and deserving.

I will do all theses things. Of course, it would require a little upfront advance $$!

 

[diversmarts]

As a Moderator I can:

Bump your thread to the top of the New Post list for maximum exposure.



Exposure's good. No man's an island.

Delete any undesirable posts form undesirable posters in your thread.

No room for undesirables. Not on my green earth.

Create unlimited Sock Puppets who can post in this thread claiming your worthiness and that they sent money.

And I thought I was schrewd!:14:

Add a link to this thread in other member's signature line when they're not looking.

Again, how cunning a web we weave.

Force Google searches to point to this thread.

Scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Googles, that is.

Do mass PMs to all the members linking them to this thread.

Advertise! Advertise!

Add a fake picture to your profile making you look both handsome and deserving.

Well, you don't have to do that, I got one right here, wait, right here in my back pocket, let me scan and post........be patient one and all.

I will do all theses things. Of course, it would require a little upfront advance $$!

Let's run a test pilot, then negotiations come into play....

 

[El Orans]

Inspired by Rick...

For a mere 50% of your earnings I will not report this post as spam... :evil:

 

[Bratface]

Are panhandlers allowed on SB? I ran across another post yesterday for someone wanting gear "donated" to him. His profile was quiet interesting. As occupation he had "mooching off my parents". I'm still waiting to see divesmart's picture.

 

[Floridawannabe]

Are panhandlers allowed on SB? I ran across another post yesterday for someone wanting gear "donated" to him. His profile was quiet interesting. As occupation he had "mooching off my parents". I'm still waiting to see divesmart's picture.

What ever happen to that thread ?

 

[Bratface]

I don't know. I haven't been able to find it again.

 

[almitywife]

If everyone in the world (not necessarily the entire world, ok, just the u, s of a)were to give me a dollar, one buck!

I'd be set! C'mon, not too much to ask of anybody, is it?? Be generous and PM me for where to send...

...God Bless

if you need money, i got some nigerian emails i can forward to you eyebrow

 

[Bratface]

Good answer Almight Wife.