How to catch a polar bear!

[freediver]

Yes, of course you've heard it before but for those who haven't.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and place peas around the hole. When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!

 

[crpntr133]

are those peas fresh or frozen?..before placing them around the ice hole.

 

[freediver]

are those peas fresh or frozen?..before placing them around the ice hole.

fresh is best but they will likely be frozen before the bear gets there. No offense on the joke Mr Bear..sir.